I AM IRON MAN!

I have a crazy weekend all planned.  Why?  Because I'm stupid, that's why.  Life throws you a ninety mile an hour curve ball and somehow your eyes are able to correctly analyze it's trajectory and tell your nervous system to swing a bat and brutally crush the ball three hundred feet into the screaming crowd as you run around the bases calmly while your team is standing at home base waiting to give you high fives.  If that's not a home-run run-on sentence I don't know what is.  BLAHBLAHBLOG!

I basically rushed through the workout yesterday determined not to skip anything.  It actually went pretty well and I noticed that failure came quicker.  My awesome boss let me leave at 3:00 and I went to pick up one of my band members and we headed up to milwaukee.  We meet our other band member up there and his girlfriend (who's my friend too, I introduced the two).  And then we went and saw Janelle Monae and Of Montreal.  I'm in love with Janelle Monae.  She has got to be the most talented "new" musician that has popped up in the pop world.  And she's beautiful and her stage presence (energy) is amazing.  She just looks like she's having so much fun up there.  The rest of the stage performers were awesome and it was an inspiration to us all.  Of Montreal's show was a bit too "artsy" "look at me I'm weird" for me, but I enjoy their music so I had a good time.

Tonight I'm supposed to see my friend from out of town deejay and "party", but I'm already thinking of excuses so I should probably not go.  I've got a gig tomorrow, so I better get some rest or I feel like I'll be too tired to do the exercises tomorrow.  I'm still on track which is why I feel like Iron Man, so I've got to keep well rested.  Our performance tomorrow is again at 11:00 pm.  We always headline these shows which is a compliment but we're kinda sick of it.  Only because we show up at 7:30 to load in our gear and then wait around until 11:00 to perform and we're supposed to be the "exciting show-stoppers".  Our oldest member is 34 and has two kids, give him a break.  I noticed my energy has gotten more sustainable since I've been on this pcp stuff.  Which makes a lot of sense, because being healthy is literally allowing energy to flow through the body with greater potential.  I love it, I don't know why other people don't take care of their bodies.  I remember talking to a friend at a BBQ in july about he just turned thirty and his life is over.  I said to him, "Dude your a dude, grow a pair.  Our life has just began, it's far from over."  I'm far from done, and being on this project has shown me how far from done I really am.  PCP MUFUCKAZ.

A family friend of mine offered to take me to the bears game on monday night, and I simply can't turn that down.  So on my weekend continues.  I can sit through a bears and not eat crap (I actually didn't eat that crap before) and drink that crap (which I drank before) .  I'm a beer snob so I can deal with not drinking crappy beer (which is pronounce bear in chicago, we have a funny accent (I can't say the word accent properly, and is hilarious to me)).  The funny pcp element to me about the game was my family friend said to me, "I hope you can get off this gay ass cleanse your doing and have a few beers.  If you can't I understand, but I'm getting yammered."  I laughed at that because he said it funny, but I never told him I'm doing a "cleanse".  Why don't people listen for once in their life.  I tell people I'm on a workout/diet plan.  The outcome is a cleanse but that's not the overall goal of this.  This kid could use PCP too, because he was an athlete and is now out of shape.  Some people will never learn.

PCP Rules (rules said with a chicago accent).

Kim can talk to me from the future which makes her a superhuman.  Nat is literally superwoman so there you have it, and Ram is champion of the entire world and the two of them combine to make the mega-force Natramlyo.  There's a new show on the history channel called Stan Lee's superhumans that shows you real-life people that have superhuman ability's.  He should look towards PCP for it's next episode (Patrick has the ability to change normal life slobs into superhumans).